So, I was on Facebook just now, and my good friend Daniel (@Nardster) sent me an instant message. I’m going to show you guy how this ended.
Daniel: Fuck finals.
Me: I know dude, fuck em hard
Daniel: Without lube.
Me: In the ass
Daniel: Hardcore eye contact.
Me: Then never…
This is good stuff.
Anonymous askedI hate bad grammar and men named Lindsey.
ys614 askedBoth of their arms would explode, so it’d be a tie.
Anonymous askedDepends on what day of the week it is.
Anonymous askedAin’t nobody gettin’ in between me and a Beefy Five-Layer Burrito.
Yeah, I listened to it. Yeah, every song sounded the same. Yeah, I liked it.
I think the reason I liked it is because Mumford & Sons is the only band that makes me feel like I’m peering into the sunset over the horizon as I’m harvesting my own grain in a tranquil meadow. Also: banjos.
Anonymous askedReveal your identity and I’ll buy you all the beef jerky your heart desires. <3
alylovesbutts askedYour sarcasm is breathtaking and very flattering. Thank you. Also, I’m 6’2” of chocolatey goodness.
hystericarosie askedI, too, am worried that no record companies will accept our demo cover of “Summer Nights” from Grease. At this point, I don’t have a definitive answer for you, boo.
Hello, people and animals that may be using the Internet. My name is Daniel Fyffe, and this is my Tumblr. I attend The Ohio State University, and I have a Jew 'fro. Anyway, enjoy the ramblings of an 19-year-old butthead!
