I'm on a Bumpy Road to Awesomeness

The World of YS: The Chronicles of Scott Pennington

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 01:06:04 -0500

The World of YS: The Chronicles of Scott Pennington:

So, I was on Facebook just now, and my good friend Daniel (@Nardster) sent me an instant message. I’m going to show you guy how this ended.

Daniel: Fuck finals.

Me: I know dude, fuck em hard

Daniel: Without lube.

Me: In the ass

Daniel: Hardcore eye contact.

Me: Then never…

This is good stuff.

Do you have any weird or funny pet peeves?

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 01:06:58 -0500

I hate bad grammar and men named Lindsey.

Barry Bonds or Mark McGwire in an arm wrestling match in 1999?

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 01:01:40 -0500

Both of their arms would explode, so it’d be a tie.

gay

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 01:01:20 -0500

Yes.

Do u pee sitting down or in the corner of a bus?

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 00:55:36 -0500

Depends on what day of the week it is.

If you were captain of the Titanic, would you stop at Taco Bell or stop the iceberg from post-glaciation first?

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 00:54:37 -0500

Ain’t nobody gettin’ in between me and a Beefy Five-Layer Burrito.

New Mumford & Sons Album

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:39:11 -0400

Yeah, I listened to it. Yeah, every song sounded the same. Yeah, I liked it.

I think the reason I liked it is because Mumford & Sons is the only band that makes me feel like I’m peering into the sunset over the horizon as I’m harvesting my own grain in a tranquil meadow. Also: banjos.

I still have a pretty big crush on you, you handsome man, you! :-O :D ;) <3

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 23:36:35 -0400

Reveal your identity and I’ll buy you all the beef jerky your heart desires. <3

Oh my god, Daniel YOU CAN DANCE. OH WOW. OH WOAH. Also, how tall are you?

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:35:56 -0400

Your sarcasm is breathtaking and very flattering. Thank you. Also, I’m 6’2” of chocolatey goodness.

Yes, please.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:41:26 -0400

Yes, please.

Will we ever be together

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 01:53:22 -0400

I, too, am worried that no record companies will accept our demo cover of “Summer Nights” from Grease. At this point, I don’t have a definitive answer for you, boo.

So who's your lucky girlfriend?

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:56:44 -0400

Meryl Streep has my heart.

Why is it that you're my soulmate?

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:21:22 -0400

You’re not supposed to question things like that, Brent—you just let them happen. Now close your eyes and bring it in, slugger. *opens arms, bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos falls out of back pocket*

I was a freshman last year at Ohio State and unfortunately had to transfer because of the whole out-of-state tuition thang. I wonder if we saw each other in classes gasp?!!@#!@# Do you think you'll ever do any shows for your fellow students? Because I would absolutely make the trip from Pittsburgh to see it. I wouldn't even care if it was a dance performance in the Berry Cafe.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:06:38 -0400

HOLY CRAP THAT’S SO COOL. Um, what’s your name? What classes did you take? Where did you hang out? Boxers or briefs? These are questions I must know the answer to in order for us to develop an everlasting friendship. And yes, if I ever become a big-shot comedian (which won’t happen), I’ll make sure you’re the first to know about my OSU show. But you can see me do open mics around town whenever! Let me know when you’re around, and we’ll make an evening of it!

If you could kiss one man firmly on the lips, who would it be?

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:02:00 -0400

If I could kiss any man, it’d be Sean Connery, so he could say, “That washhhh very shhhhatishhhfying.” But if I had to kiss any man FIRMLY on the lips, it’d be Alf.

If you could turn into any animal, who would you try to fight?

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:54:02 -0400

I’d be an octopus, but I wouldn’t fight anyone—I’d just want give George Clooney a big ol’ hug with eight arms rather than my pathetic two arms because he’s just so darn handsome!

Where did you learn to dance like that?

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:47:19 -0400

When I was born, the stars aligned in a manner in which I was bestowed with god-given dancing abilities. (Actually, my buddy and I were a bit drunk, he put on some Skrillex, and here we are.)

do you like it when people ask you questions?

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:46:10 -0400

I’m a huge fan of people asking me questions! It allows for my fans to discover the real me. (Yes, I got the mail, Mom… Yes, I know you’re my only true fan, Mom… I’d like alfredo, Mom. Ugh, PLEASE.)

I don't give a shit how you're doing. I only care about one thing. How is Operation White Fro going? You growing that shit back? If the answer is no, then you are no longer my favorite person under 20.

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:43:58 -0400

I don’t know, Marcus; you tell me.

Ask me some questions, weirdos!

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 23:34:58 -0400

Ask me some questions, weirdos!